The Erection Letter

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Dear Cialis and Viagra,
Just wanted to say hi and let you know that we’ve seen all of your commercials. You have a large number in rotation and have paid for many advertising slots in television land.
While I’m sure that your product uplifts (pun intended) some viewers and undoubtedly potential customers, that’s not what I want to speak to you about.
I want to bring to your attention, although I’m sure you don’t have a problem there, (pun here, as well), that your commercials come on at the most inopportune times. Early Saturday mornings and around dinner time to name a few.
Parents have a hard enough time shielding their children from television, but when you’re having family time after dinner it’s hard to explain away an “erection.” You have little kids thinking that the erectile dysfunction will take their granddaddy out before a heart attack. My little girl panicked when she heard that “if an erection lasts more than four hours, you should seek medical attention.”
While it has made for plenty of reasons for her to clean her room, I must say it puts me in an awkward position.
Perhaps you could look at advertising slots between 10 p.m. and 6:30 a.m., when your products are used the most. That would make our jobs alot easier.
I guess I’ll wrap this up because I’m pretty sure I’m sliding into home base and driving my point home ( I don’t really have to say it do I?).
Thanks for hearing my concerns and I look forward to your future endeavors, perhaps a four hour medical facility is in the works. Keep it up!! (The good work that is)
Chanel Davis
A concerned mom

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